mszombi:

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

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jencorpsichord:

young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

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pennylessproud:

"Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"

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